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Warning, if the above image doesn't look
amazing, stop reading now.
If you've made it this far, without running away in fear, congratulations. You have a sophisticated palate and enjoy the finer things in life.
Junk style ramen is one of life's treasures. You can't really get this sort of thing in Tokyo proper, at least not since Junk Garage closed its
Tokyo Ramen Street shop. You still need to trek up north to Saitama Prefecture, home of junk ramen.
Punk and skater stickers adorn the walls. Once you've made it this far, you can't really turn back. While Jump is technically a
Jiro-kei shop, the second and third line on the ticket machine hold what I was here for.
The third line is your standard
mazesoba. Thick-as-all-hell noodles topped with the shop's rich
tare seasoning liquid. This alone would be enough to make a grown man cry with happiness. But then come the toppings. Pork, pork fat, babystar chips, shrimp-flavored mayo, and cheese are just
some of the bits on top. This harks back to the original
Junk Garage.
But it was the second line that piqued my interest.
Taresoba is a seafood version of the
mazesoba.
Gyofun fish powder makes its way in, and the toppings shift accordingly. Gone is the cheese (you can order it as a side option). Instead, you are treated to an ample pile of
nori seaweed topped with
sansho pepper.
Don't worry, the spicy-crunch-bits are still there, as is the mound of quivering
seabura pork back fat.
Mix it up for a minute or two. Mixing actually "activates" some of the glucose in the noodles, giving them a better flavor.
And oh what a flavor it is.
Fat coats everything. The
tare and fish powder gives an explosion of
umami flavors. There is a crunch that stands opposite the chewiness of the noodles and juiciness of the pork. Sublime.
A note about ordering. You will, as is the case with all
Jiro-kei shops, be asked only one question, "You want garlic in that?" This is code for, "What toppings shall I put in, and how much?" I always tell people to just order a normal amount of everything.
Zenbu futsu. The same answer will work here, but you will also need to specify if you want an egg or extra pork.
Tamago is for egg,
chashu is for pork. I recommend the egg, as you already get some pork.
Zenbu tamago should work fine.
Good luck. If you make a mistake everyone will laugh at you.
If you think this is going to wreak havoc on your body, you are probably right. Luckily, there is a vending machine full of special high-fiber black tea outside. This particular tea is meant to counteract the negative effects of carbs and fat.
I drank one, and I lived to write about it.
If
Jiro-kei is your thing, check out this insane map of shops around the country:
http://ramenjirouinspire.web.fc2.com/index.html
埼玉県春日部市南5-1-56
Saitama-ken, Kasukabe-shi, Minami 5-1-56
Closest station: Kasukabe
Open 11:30-14:30, 18:00-22:00
Sunday 11:30-22:00
Closed Tuesdays